This man writes a review of his doctor and later complains that some people voted that review as funny.
|A funny doctor review|
Slightly heavier than tissue thin. Cannot imagine the alternate universe in which this would be a heavy cotton shirt.
OK, Amazon won't let me post the above review, because Amazon wants me to write at least 20 words and it doesn't want repeated words.
So I have composed a haiku about this shirt:
The bear has thick fur
It does not wear this tee shirt
For fear of freezing.
LATER: And by request:
Ice covers the pond,
A thin transparent window.
Is that your nipple?