The Haunted Bathroom

"Bathroom was locked, heard screams of pain coming from inside. Would not recommend. Bathroom may be haunted."

Ordered a scarf...receive free owl

Why don't I receive free owls?

Beer Holster Pros and Cons

A product every man should own.

Great game, great app..but I'm a dick

Even good to transport dinosaur embryos

If you don't get it, you need to watch Jurassic Park!

Review of ice cube recipe

WTF? There is a recipe for ice cubes? Yes, indeed. 

How not to rate an app

This is a rating for "Angry birds seasons". :)

Review of Mt Everest

"Aside from the two deaths in our party, the trip to Mt Everest was a blast"

Barely Legal Review

You thought one couldn't write a review about porn? Wrong!

Problem? Wolverine!

Cool review about a wolverine hand claw :)

Mozart drops a beat

Well this is not really a review, but a youtube comment.
"Oh damn, i love it when that nigga Mozart drops a beat". For shizzle!

Rolls Royce Phantom review

You shouldn't cruise with your phantom through a ghetto :)

This game looks cool, will review later

"It was shit"

English Grammar for Dummies Review

Greetings to Petropavlovsk!

Hilarious Wendys review

Best chicken nuggitz in town!

Bowling Review

A nice place to stay with your girlfriend :)

"Your lucky I didn't swipe your credit card through my butt crack"

You can even write a review for a prison...

At least the reception had forgotton to charge for the stay :)

I don't like this app cause my sister downloaded it

I pity the developer of this app to deal with this kind of  "rating"

55 Gallons of Lube will kill your cats

I really don't know what to do with so much lube. Kill cats?

Bring your girlfriend to a restaurant and get laid

Nothing to add :)