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Montag, 25. August 2014

Tshirt Review as a haiku

This is the most brilliant amazon review I have seen lately. The guy starts to review by writing a haiku :)


Slightly heavier than tissue thin. Cannot imagine the alternate universe in which this would be a heavy cotton shirt.
OK, Amazon won't let me post the above review, because Amazon wants me to write at least 20 words and it doesn't want repeated words.
So I have composed a haiku about this shirt:
The bear has thick fur
It does not wear this tee shirt
For fear of freezing.
LATER: And by request:
Ice covers the pond,
A thin transparent window.
Is that your nipple?

Donnerstag, 16. Januar 2014

Professor began lecture by showing previous students' reviews. No confirmation on the last point.
prof review

Donnerstag, 26. April 2012

The Secret saved my life!

Read how this simple book can save your life even if your body is sold for a few cigarettes and prison wine ;)