Reviews for a truckstop
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| Yelp ratings for a truckstop |
I just spent 45 dollars on soda and i'm not even mad
I am converting my 401k into Surge. I am gonna ride out this market.
I would drink Surge even if it made my penis fall off.
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Slightly heavier than tissue thin. Cannot imagine the alternate universe in which this would be a heavy cotton shirt.
OK, Amazon won't let me post the above review, because Amazon wants me to write at least 20 words and it doesn't want repeated words.
So I have composed a haiku about this shirt:
The bear has thick fur
It does not wear this tee shirt
For fear of freezing.
LATER: And by request:
Ice covers the pond,
A thin transparent window.
Is that your nipple?
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