Tshirt Review as a haiku

This is the most brilliant amazon review I have seen lately. The guy starts to review by writing a haiku :)

Slightly heavier than tissue thin. Cannot imagine the alternate universe in which this would be a heavy cotton shirt.
OK, Amazon won't let me post the above review, because Amazon wants me to write at least 20 words and it doesn't want repeated words.
So I have composed a haiku about this shirt:
The bear has thick fur
It does not wear this tee shirt
For fear of freezing.
LATER: And by request:
Ice covers the pond,
A thin transparent window.
Is that your nipple?

Classy Book Review

Not formatted for kindle :)

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Adobe Air App Review

Adobe air is one of the best apps I have ever used! Download this app it can change your life

A funny app review for adobe air

Hard to explain, but funny as hell

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Swiss Army Knife Review

This review is really great. I love this awesome swiss army knife.

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The Sim 2 H&M Fashion Stuff Review

I guess you hate sims at least as much as I hate this stupid game. Here is a very good review for their latest addition "H&M Fashion Stuff"

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Condom Variety

I like what he compares the condomes to.

amazon condom variety review